Liberal Crime Squad

The Liberal Crime Squad is the organization created by your Founder. The LCS exists to promote Liberalism, whether that means playing protest songs or engaging in mass murder.

The LCS was modeled after the Symbionese Liberation Army, a revolutionary group active in the 70s, famous for kidnapping Patty Hearst, robbing banks, committing murder, and engaging in a shootout with the police.

The LCS may contain:

• Your Founder
• Liberals recruited by your Founder or other Liberals
• Love slaves seduced by Liberals
• Enlightening Conservatives kidnapped on dates or during infiltration
• Sleepers, either Enlightened, Seduced, or Recruited
• Rescued Liberals

The LCS operates in a "cell" structure so that each Liberal knows (and can rat on) only the person who recruited him. Charges of Racketeering usually result when this happens.